My slang is old … My style is weird I’m old enough to be your mother But wise enough not to have had sex with your daddy I’m done with trends,yet down for the cuteness My jokes are lame,yet,I laugh hard at them I’m grouchy while I’m dieting Yeah Oh,I’m on tumblr because my kid said so Pffft.
Babies are my joy
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
Dinosaurs..pink ones
